17th January 2021

17th January 2021

Lord Zarquon phoned me a few days ago to tell me about his bass guitar strings. He seems to be completely obsessed with bass guitars at the moment! I told him about the latest song that I have written which is about Graham Moore's tax return. He suggested that perhaps I should ask Phil Swann to help me with this one but no this will be one for Lord Zarquon! I am hopeful that when Graham has finalised his tax return he will complete the artwork for the next Legendary Ten Seconds' album. Which would then require another tax return.


Graham's Tax Return


First verse


Graham's completing his tax return

Dreaming of the money he could earn

Tax returns are extremely boring

With the thought of it he can't stop yawning


Chorus


Tax return, tax return

Graham's completing his tax return


Second verse


Graham's not completed his tax return

When will he ever learn

To get it finished straight away

Rather than leave it for another day


Chorus


Tax return, tax return

Graham's not completing his tax return

Tax return, tax return

Graham's not completing his tax return


Middle bit


Graham's got the tax return blues

This next line will rhyme with bad news

Tax return blues, such bad news


Last verse


Tax returns are a fuss and bother

He'd rather paint another album cover

Then some money he would earn

Which would then require another tax return!

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