28th March 2021

28th March 2021

Having recently written a song about terrible tenants I have now written a song about a fictitious terrible landlord

Graham the Greedy Landlord


Graham was a greedy landlord

Who charged extortionate rent

He owned lots of properties 

Throughout the county of Kent


He had a very lavish life style

And owned a fast sports car

Dining at expensive restaurants

With champagne and caviar


Graham was a greedy landlord

Who charged extortionate rent

His tenants were caught in a poverty trap

And of this they would often lament


He went on expensive holidays

Drinking cocktails in the sun

Dreaming of his rents rolling in

Always looking after number one


Graham showed no mercy

If his tenants couldn't pay their rent

He'd kick them out as soon as he could

Into the street they were sent


Graham was a greedy landlord

Who charged extortionate rent

He owned lots of properties 

Throughout the county of Kent


He had a clever accountant

So he never had to pay any tax

With complicated trust accounts

He would always cover his tracks

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