28th March 2021
Having recently written a song about terrible tenants I have now written a song about a fictitious terrible landlord
Graham the Greedy Landlord
Graham was a greedy landlord
Who charged extortionate rent
He owned lots of properties
Throughout the county of Kent
He had a very lavish life style
And owned a fast sports car
Dining at expensive restaurants
With champagne and caviar
Graham was a greedy landlord
Who charged extortionate rent
His tenants were caught in a poverty trap
And of this they would often lament
He went on expensive holidays
Drinking cocktails in the sun
Dreaming of his rents rolling in
Always looking after number one
Graham showed no mercy
If his tenants couldn't pay their rent
He'd kick them out as soon as he could
Into the street they were sent
Graham was a greedy landlord
Who charged extortionate rent
He owned lots of properties
Throughout the county of Kent
He had a clever accountant
So he never had to pay any tax
With complicated trust accounts
He would always cover his tracks